How To Impress Your Crush with Jokes
Everyone loves people with a sense of humor because they can make you laugh and happy which is good for the heart. That said, wouldn’t it be great to have some funny jokes to tell your crush or your girlfriend/boyfriend? Moreover, it could help your conversation flow better as well. In this article, we will provide you multiple lists of funny pick-up lines, corny jokes, and great puns that you can try with anyone you like. Oh and don’t worry, these have been tested beforehand (not really).
Funny pick-up lines that will make your crush smile
Here is a list of 8 funny jokes that you can try in front of your crush (smile guaranteed):
- I’m sorry that I can’t change the fact that I wasn’t in your past. But can I make it up by being in your future?
- Some people fall off their bikes. Some fall from trees. But the best for you would be to fall in love with me.
- You know what? Don’t freak out if a fat man with a red suit puts you in a bag at nighttime. He’s just fulfilling my wish.
- Hi. I’m a jobless man with a hug certificate, a diploma in taking good care, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?
- You know what? Your lips should meet for an informal, business casual type of meeting.
- Hold on. I think you’ve dropped something. [What?] Your standards. Hi, I’m [insert your name].
- If I was a volcano, I would say that I lava you a lot!
- I want to become the reason you look at your cellphone with a smile… as long as you don’t walk into a pole!
Hilarious pick-up lines that can win over any guy
Here is a list of 11 jokes that you can try to make him laugh:
- I’m sorry, I think someone will ask you to leave pretty soon. I mean, it’s because of how handsome you are. You’re making everyone else look bad.
- Sorry to disturb you, but could you tell me what time it is now? I just want to remember the moment I saw the man of my dreams.
- You know what? I’ve been told my lips are like skittles. So, are you ready to taste the rainbow?
- Excuse me? Do you know how much a polar bear can weigh? Oh yeah, enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m [insert your name].
- Hi, could I see your license by any chance? You don’t have it, do you? It might have gotten suspended for driving all those girls crazy.
- Hold on, I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Oh yeah, it doesn’t have your phone number in it. Do you want to help me fix that?
- Excuse me? Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- [Pretend to sneeze when you walk by] [Bless you!] Oh no need bless me. God just did by letting you in my life.
- I would like to have a candle-lit dinner with you, and then I want to say those three magical words… Pay the bill.
- I think I am becoming asthmatic because you keep taking my breath away!
- You’re my type of man, and yes, I would probably make a sandwich for you!
The best corny jokes that will make anyone laugh
Here is a list of 9 corny jokes to tell your lovely girlfriend or boyfriend, or even your crush:
- What do you name a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
- What do you name someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- Why did the skeleton have to go to the party alone? He had “no body” to go with him.
- What did a shark say to its friend while eating a clownfish? Well, this tastes a little funny.
- What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, because they fast!
- Did you know why melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What do you name a factory that only markets passable products? A satisfactory!
- Would you like to hear a joke about construction? Nevermind, I’m still working on it!
- What do you name a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!
Funny pun ideas that will make your crush laugh very hard
Here is a list of 6 funny puns that will make anyone laugh, especially your crush:
- Did you know how much money a pirate pays for corn? A buccaneer.
- Why seagulls have to fly over the sea? Well, they can’t fly over the bay! If then, they would be bagels.
- What would you reply if I said “you deserve better”? I don’t know about your answer, but I would say “you just read my mind”!
- Excuse me? Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
- What do you think you would be called if you were a burger at Mcdonald’s? Exactly! McGorgeous.
- Do you want to know what I’m craving right now? Pizza. But more like a pizza you.
Now, you can make your crush or anyone laughs with our lists of funny jokes. Take note that, timing is important for the rule of comedy. Moreover, don’t forget that being kind and cute will help you too.